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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals? Because Noel."
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"Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job"
"What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets."
"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality"
"Why do lesbians have cats? They're into pussies.(;"
"What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them the more english you get."
"My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game."
"Why doesn't Hitler play table tennis? Because he's dead."
"What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds? A litter nation."
"[creating humans] God: They will have a powerful immune system Assistant: Boring God: ok some will die from eating a peanut A: Nice, nice"