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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy? A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!"

"Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not."

"Teacher: What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !"

"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."

"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)"

"My grandparents worked hard to make sure their kids had everything and I'm working hard and not having kids to make sure I keep everything."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts"

"What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost"

"I'll never understand cannibalism... But to eat your own."

"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There'sno point to it, anyway."