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Joke of the Day
"Im probably the best ever at being humble."
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"Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it."
"What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves? Raisin Bran"
"I am extremely offended by the song ""God is Dead"" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that? ...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well."
"I've become quite independent since my wife left... I just put my second load of washing through the microwave."
"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar....... And the bar staff said to the grasshopper "" theres a drink named after you "" The Grasshopper replied "" theres a drink called bob?! """
"What is the difference between most of these jokes on this sub and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips"
"You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone."