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Joke of the Day
"What kind of karate do Rabbis know? Jew Jitsu."
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"When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!"
"What do black people and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."
"If you're sad & lonely If you're sad, lonely & home alone always watch good horror movie & you will feel someone's presence with you."
"Why aren't hippies good pitchers? Because they're always high and outside."
"Relationships are about compromise. I pretend she's not watching a Gossip Girl boxset. She pretends I'm not digging her grave in the garden."
"""This credit crunch is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."""
"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."
"My son told me that I wasn't the ""boss"" of him, so I showed him a 37 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position."
"Rival Gang Leader: Me: Rival Gang Leader's mom: [nudges son] go on Rival Gang Leader: sorry I tried to shoot you"