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Joke of the Day

"You need to understand latin and german to understand this one Ovum ovum, quid lacus ego."

"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""

"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."

"Patrick Star is so clueless It's like he lives under a rock or something"

"I can honestly say that I have never fake laughed as hard as any member of the America's Funniest Home Videos audience."

"Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? Her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either."

"SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME."

"[texting] Her: We need to talk. (9:00 am) Him: About? (9:01 am) Him: What? (9:02 am) Him: WHAT??? (9:03 am) Her: Dinner tonight. (4:42 pm)"

"Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao He gets extra practice with his wife."

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it"