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Joke of the Day

"I can honestly say that I have never fake laughed as hard as any member of the America's Funniest Home Videos audience."

"I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot."

"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"

"It says here on your resume that you're ""good at traps,"" could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?"

"What does a Mexican duck say? GUACK"

"Q: What do kids like to eat in the playground? A: Recess Pieces."

"Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious? Vin Diesel"

"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."

"How to 4-dimensional aliens get around? In Tralfamadoloreans."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !"