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Joke of the Day

"My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss."

"A wise Chinese man once said... ""If a dog barks... its probably undercooked""."

"There's a lot of nasty jobs out there Butt plumbers have seen some shit."

"Where does the king keep his penis? In his deskis."

"What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!"

"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a trinary joke."

"PSA: DON""T BUY A TURKEY FROM RALPHS We purchased one earlier this week and it shot down a Russian warplane :("

"There's no ""I"" in ""Illiteracy."""

"The Australian Cricket Team."