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Joke of the Day

"My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss."

"What is the difference between animal abuse and animal cruelty? . . . The size of your dick."

"Why will there never be an Asian president? Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing."

"I bought shoes from a second hand shop. They must've belonged to a junkie though because I've been tripping all day."

"My bucket list is just the words ""afford things"" written in orange crayon on a paper towel."

"What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage? No, thanks, it's just carrion..."

"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."

"Why did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."

"That grizzly killed the man with its bear hands"

"What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!"