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Joke of the Day

"what has three legs and a cunt a drum stool"

"Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80."

"I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back."

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"2 fish are in a tank One of them says ""You drive, I'll shoot!"""

"Nostalgia Critic Quote ""People may die, but stupid is forever."" -Nostalgia Critic"

"As soon as I walk in, I can feel every woman at the gym dressing me with their eyes."

"Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection A fake name and fake phone number."

"""Why your stomach is so big""...""That's the baby ... I had for lunch"""

"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."