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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says ""Looks like you boys could use a round"""

"I should never read tweets at work because I laugh out loud and everyone asks what's funny and I have to say this excel spreadsheet."

"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."

"A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word ""bifurcated"" during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him."

"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because it said concentrate."

"""We should clean the bathroom."" ""Why? Are we moving?"""

"What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with? A blow up doll"

"[at a funeral] *approaches the weeping widow and embraces her* *whispers* ""So you're single now, right?"

"The Pope quit. Meteor in Russia. Snowing in Arizona. Star Wars and Star Trek have the same director. Who the hell is playing Jumanji?"