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Joke of the Day

"Why did the mission control operator tell the astronauts not to eat any food? She saw some off-nom telemetry."

"Why does Tiger have to take so many baths? Because he plays with Pooh all day."

"I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one."

"I sent my kids to public school because I didn't want them to be spoiled. Turns out I didn't want them to be educated either."

"I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that.."

"Putin takes over entire world while everybody searches for the missing plane."

"Got EM DEEZ NUTZ"

"What do you call a special needs kid who is late for class? ""tardy"""

"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."

"in movies when guy& girl lie side by side in bed & say ""that was amazing"" theyre talkin abt a Rush drum solo. thats wat happend be4 the cut"