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Joke of the Day

"My Neighbor's House Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they're either having amazing sx or putting together a dresser from Ikea."

"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Why can't Californians stop at stop signs? I don't know and this is not a laughing matter."

"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like--it was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."

"Talking to your Urologist... ""Urine Trouble"""

"If your wife walks in and turns the light on while you're staring at the ceiling, make sure you yell ""My eyes!"" BEFORE she starts changing"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !"

"I got pulled over by a female police officer.When i rolled down my window to ask what was wrong,she said...""NOTHING!"""

"How did the Shepherd find the sheep in the tall grass? ... Satisfying."

"So many babies. So little ketchup."