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Joke of the Day
"What did the dyslexic chemist do? He drank H20, too!"
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"One time I had a boss who called me while he was in the bathroom, and then he accidentally peed on himself, so sometimes good things happen."
"Yo mamma's ghost is so fat... ...even the priest couldn't exorcise her! https://twitter.com/YoMommasGhost BONUS: Yo mamma's ghost is so dumb, she thought a deadlift was a haunted elevator."
"How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb? None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within."
"You know what really gets on my nerves? myelin"
"If you want to prevent pregnancy use two condoms and... Fill chille powder in between. If outer one breaks she will know if inner one breaks you will know.."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? **Juan on Juan.**"
"Heard a friend bragging about his one night stand Whatever mate, i've got two night stands. One either side of my bed."
"What comes after 69? A funeral"
"What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown? an elephant with diarrhea"