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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa? A good start."
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"HER: do u have a condom ME: u bet [whistles] [an eagle flies thru the window & drops off a cat] H: holy shit M: ya sometimes he brings cats"
"Someone needs to open a bar called ""The Gym"". Then I too can be annoying on Facebook by posting how I'm always at the gym."
"What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia? There is no lunch."
"""Risky Star"" What kind of a star can be risky? . . A shooting star!"
"I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's ""late enough"" to go down my chimney"
"Q: How can you tell if it's a trombone player you're kissing? A: You feel his hand going up your ass!"
"I love indie movies Me too, the best one is the first one with the snakes"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..... ...that way when you criticize them you are a mile away, and have their shoes."
"I lost my rutabaga I'm sure it'll turnip somewhere."