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"""Risky Star"" What kind of a star can be risky? . . A shooting star!"
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"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"
"What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program? The Desolation of Smog."
"I think one of the toughest parts about growing up is realizing that you don't sweat blue if you drink blue Gatorade."
"A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan"
"Her: You're all sweaty. Where have you been? *Flash back to an hour long struggle of me trying to separate 2 shopping carts* Me: The gym."
"Did you hear the latest about Donald Sterling? He wouldn't get in his limo. He said that it was ""too black."""
"[REQUEST] FAST! I'm trying to impress a girl by text. Send me your funniest jokes about potatoes. Anything having to do with potatoes. NSFW or not anything's fair game."
"Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your ""shake"" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake"
"TIL that it is difficult to be a good person as there is only so small a distance between an asshole and a pussy."