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Joke of the Day

"Someone needs to open a bar called ""The Gym"". Then I too can be annoying on Facebook by posting how I'm always at the gym."

"What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane? His carrion bag."

"Did you hear? Lorainna Bobbitt dies in a car accident! She was merging into traffic, and some dick cut her off."

"Two dyslexics are walking down the street... ""Can you smell dog shit?"" asks the first. ""I can't even smell my own name"" replies the other"

"[funeral] WIDOW: ii just cant believe he's gone ME: hey [putting my hand on her shoulder] u parked ur car directly behind mine so im stuck"

"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"

"My first original joke. What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?? It fro's up."

"Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people."

"I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I'm not fluent in nonsense."