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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
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"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"
"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? ""Land of Cold-Fusion""."
"""Charlie, I want a divorce."" [in a black robe sacrificing a chicken on a satanic blood alter] Why?"
"Police Chief: There has been a car hi on Seventh Street Police Officer: Don't you mean a hijack? Chief: No, he had an iPhone 7"
"Are you a rational function? because I could ride your asymptote to infinity."
"What's your favourite one-liner?"
"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"
"A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself."
"Every meal I didn't have to cook myself is the best meal I've ever had."