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Joke of the Day

"What did one crow say to the other? Caw dude?"

"what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? ...I have a boner."

"""Is Phil coming tonight?"" ""Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*"

"Office Scare Prank"

"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with because I have been tripping all week."

"Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long? The can't handle stares."

"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."

"Nurse: ""Oh jeez, was that you that fell 20 ft out of the tree?"" I don't know, I wasn't counting. Not much of a joke but it was hilarious when my grandpa said it at the hospital (happened to him ofc)."

"What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain? It ran to the unstable."

"What did the gay penis say to the vagina? eh, I don't really wanna go into it right now."