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Joke of the Day

"My cousin had his hand amputated in a tragic accident. Luckily, he was able to find a replacement at a second hand store."

"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."

"Where do you get frog's eggs? The spawn shop."

"What did the Bra say to the Hat? You go on ahead while i give these two a lift."

"If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white."

"Knowledge is Power They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking."

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decalfinated."

"I thought I was electrocuted. But in a shocking twist, I survived. . . . Try the Veal."

"I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream I had."

"Anxiety: making it impossible to tell the difference between a minor problem and a catastrophe since the development of the frontal lobe!"