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Joke of the Day
"If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white."
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"I'm the master at playing 'The floor is lava' *Lies on the couch*"
"On a scale of 10 to 10, how good am I at giving you a choice?"
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks."
"I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company. We're not very good."
"Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday"
"How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS? Skin color."
"I like my woman like I like my Coffee. Without a Penis."
"How do monkeys go down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster! :D"
"what do you call it when batman skips church christian bale"