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Joke of the Day

"Anxiety: making it impossible to tell the difference between a minor problem and a catastrophe since the development of the frontal lobe!"

"Why was the redditor banned? Voat manipulation."

"What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things."

"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."

"""Hey, my eyes are up here! LOL, just kidding, they're everywhere."" - the government"

"How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes"

"The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the purple man lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man."

"Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school."

"We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us... We're going to have a blast!"

"Four gay men are running around the track. Can you follow?"