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Joke of the Day
"What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !"
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"If you see a swarm of jellyfish, DO NOT enter the ocean. It's a no-brainer."
"Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it."
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"How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? Broom and a Dustpan."
"What do you call an insect with magical powers? A spelling bee."
"If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents."
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"Today I learned the hard way if you over-pluck your eyebrows everyone thinks you're interested in what they are saying"