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Joke of the Day
"I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day."
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"what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? have you seen my tractor?"
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"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success."
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"I save a lot of money on all my tooth extractions by engaging in street fights.."
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