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Joke of the Day
"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."
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"1. Tattoo ""I'M WATCHING YOU"" on your shaved head. 2. Grow hair and wait for daughter's boyfriend to come over. 3. Shave head in front of him"
"What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray"
"Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything."
"Sex Joke So an egg walked up to a sperm and said, ""You cum here often."""
"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism"
"What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes? I'm walkin' here!"
"Sex is like Poker... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!"
"Hickory Dickory Dock... Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest escaped with minor injuries. (Something my grandfather told me when I was five)"
"Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks."