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Joke of the Day
"The ONLY reason I'm voting for Hillary Clinton George Soros :("
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"What do you call presents after you've opened them? Pasts"
"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."
"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."
"Why did you get a tattoo? Because tatthrees were too expensive."
"Why will people with MS never be great artists? They only have MS Paint"
"I like my beer how I like my violence.. Domestic"
"What's the difference between a Jewish kid and an American kid? (Going to hell for this one...) The American kid comes back from camp."
"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""
"Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist.. ''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.'' ''Maybe it's because you're ostrich sized''"