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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Who did the gay porn actor thank when he got an award? His penis for all the shit I went through and all his ass for all the dicks it dealt with."

"Yo mamma so fat she blocked everyone on facebook"

"When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted."

"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."

"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."

"I saw a photon go by... ...it seemed friendly, but it didn't wave."

"I always sleep with a bed under my pillow, just in case"

"I'm no mathementientist, but I should probably go to bed because it's 4AM and I'm making up words again."

"The sign on the whore house door said, ""Closed, beat it!"""

"How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ? There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb."