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Joke of the Day
"What is the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"
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"I feel sorry for the people who are supporting Hillary. Living without a brain must be difficult."
"Man should not be judged by the color of his skin, but rather by the first song that comes on his iPod when you put it on shuffle."
"I can understand leaving a baby unattended-- but your phone!!"
"This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible."
"SATURDAY TIP: simply because mother has fallen asleep that's no reason to stop the footrub"
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody."
"What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common? Rufi-ooooooo!"
"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"