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Joke of the Day

"What is the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"

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"What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL"
"HEY, mom of 3 unruly kids staring at her phone in the bookstore: ... Do you have a charger I can use?"
"I feel like I second guess myself too much. But then again I'm not really sure."
"A mosquito walks into gang territory looking for blood... All he finds are cripz."
"What does 90-year-old pussy taste like? Depends."
"50% of Canada Is the letter A"
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"Why can't atheist solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."