149830

Joke of the Day

"What is the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"

"Why are Norwegian women so hot? The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!"

"Open letter to the mods of /r/Jokes [deleted]"

"Whats a plants favorite drink? Root Beer"

"What does your mom and a 4-stroke engine have in common? They're both usually busy doing one of the following: sucking, squeezing, banging, blowing."

"What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete."

"I like my women like I like my clothesline. Strung out and tied up."

"I asked a hooker to talk dirty to me in Latin. She declined."

"So I called Amazon customer support to try and get credit for a late package. They said no. They cut me down in my Amazon Prime."

"I LOVE the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day."