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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too."

"Don't smoke Unless you're on fire, then it's natural."

"Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out? Because he had a Taipei personality."

"Wanna know what the hardest part of Roller Blading is? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck."

"I don't usually pick up hitchhikers but this poor guy looks like he's running late to hockey practice. He already has his mask on."

"I feel like a taco salad is the worst way to eat a taco, and yet, the best way to eat a salad."

"Yo girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game? At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded."

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mom hates jokes."