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Joke of the Day
"Whoever made the song ""Let It Snow"" Must have been horny. Le tItS now? Cmon"
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"Me and my wife are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate."
"What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker? A no-bell prize"
"if people really didn't want to hear smartass responses they wouldn't keep asking questions like ""do you know why i pulled you over?"""
"I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon."
"What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic? [Answer](/s ""Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog"")"
"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook."
"My 10 year old just told his friend I'm cranky cus I have my ""pyramid""."
"Why is the letter E lazy? Because it's always in bed."
"[Therapist appt.] Hub: She doesn't have her priorities straight. *Me on FaceTime with a petting zoo in the background* ""That's not true"""