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Joke of the Day

"If you find yourself in conversation with a stutterer, it is best to shout out ""Reeeeeemix"" and scratch at invisible turntables."

"Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding... The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place."

"Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."

"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."

"How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor? He dropped the base."

"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."

"What do you call a joke with no punchline?"

"Just made jerk off motions at a group of construction guys. They just stood there staring at each other like ""now what?""...all talk eh boys?"

"Bumper sticker: We got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic..."

"How do you make a fat chick orgasm? Who cares....."