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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks."

"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."

"The guy I cheat off moved seats before today's spelling test, like he's teaching me some kind of lessen."

"Hey wanna hear a fat joke? [deleted]"

"You're a narcissist. A bet you thought this thread was about you."

"They had 3D HD in the 60s only it was a lot cheaper and called LSD."

"If a Lesbian ""Cock-Blocks"" another Lesbian.... is that considered a beaver dam?"

"A man walks up to god and asks him, ""Are you a ladies man?"" God replies: ""I'm a soul man."""

"Texts son - to come and hand me my drink 5 feet away God he's lazy, took him ten minutes to reply"