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Joke of the Day
"If a Lesbian ""Cock-Blocks"" another Lesbian.... is that considered a beaver dam?"
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"If turkeys go extinct and we start eating giraffes for Thanksgiving, I got dibs on the neck."
"Last night I witnessed my dad having a stroke I really wish he would lock the door when he does that."
"*intercom comes on* ""Would the owner of a white Jetta with headlight eyelashes please report to the front desk so u can be shot in the face"""
"What kind of shoes do paedophiles wear? White vans Edit: when /u/Sninfessor beats your joke"
"oh i'd definitely choose flight over invisibility. i'd fly everywhere! to the living room, the bedroom. back to the living room. everywhere"
"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."
"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up."
"Cashier: ""Would you like to donate to charity today or are you a giant piece of shit?"""
"What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman? Prison"