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Joke of the Day
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."
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"What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills"
"Confucius Say: Man that stand on toilet is high on pot"
"Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill... ^please ^don't ^kill ^me"
"Feed a man... Feed a man some fish he'll eat for a day. Feed a man some poison he'll eat for the rest of his life. Feed a man some fingers and he'll ask you to stop."
"[ANTI-JOKE]So a man walks into a bar. So a man walks into a bar and.....his drinking habits are tearing his family apart."
"What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game? Whack-A-Mole"
"Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles? Madagascar"
"Why do babies have to cry? Why couldn't they like, glow, or beep rhythmically to get our attention? Shitty babies..."