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Joke of the Day
"Texts son - to come and hand me my drink 5 feet away God he's lazy, took him ten minutes to reply"
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"Canadian Defenition Canadian (noun): An unarmed american with health insurance"
"Where do noobs live in Iceland? Rekt-javik"
"Do you know why banks have lollipops? So you'll have a sucker when they rob you. Eh, someone will like it."
"I don't have a problem sharing my funny stuff with ya'll here as you c0py & paste to your Facebook, it's the damn Twitter crew I can't stand with their self righteousness and egos."
"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."
"What do you call a nurse with flat knees? The ""head"" nurse."
"Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried."
"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"
"Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his."