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Joke of the Day

"Did a T Rex have two copies of each chromosome? I reckon it was a diploidocus"

"If my girl didn't want me to wear her new Christmas thong, she shouldn't have said she bought it ""for me."" Women are confusing."

"""DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME"" - Farts"

"Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium? Your mom."

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."

"I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs."

"But seriously folks, what is Joe Walsh's best album?"

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"

"The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"What does the educated owl say? Whom"