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Joke of the Day
"Did a T Rex have two copies of each chromosome? I reckon it was a diploidocus"
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"""I'm hungry!"" says your sister... ""Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"" your father replies Two hours later, your dad says, ""I'm fucking hungry!"""
"Lindsay Lohan was released from jail early this morning and in related news, I still don't give a shit about her."
"Lady at my gym is pedaling a stationary bike while eating chips right out of the bag. I'm hiring her as my personal trainer."
"I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster."
"""911"" ""Hello, my wife was cooking and she fell"" ""What's the emergency?"" ""How long before the rice is ready?"""
"Muslim: I do not eat bacon. Jew: I do not eat bacon. Me: I will have their bacon."
"I only go to porn sites because I'm addicted to computer viruses."
"*walks into Best Buy* *points to CDs* ""May I have 4 sound bagels please"""
"What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye"