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Joke of the Day
"Deactivating your Facebook account is the new black friend."
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"Why did the clam get in an accident? He was talking on his shellphone."
"Last year i was miserable and depressed, But this year I've turned it around, I'm depressed and miserable"
"""Oh hey there, didn't recognize you with your cap on,"" I say flirtatiously to my toothpaste."
"The invention of the broom may have swept the nation... ... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"
"I never knew my son was 80 years old until he told me to text our neighbor because ""his leaves are getting on our lawn."""
"A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... It was posthummus."
"what do mexicans and cue balls have in common? the harder you hit them, the more english they pick up..."
"What do you give a girl that has everything? Penicillin"