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Joke of the Day

"Husband: ""Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also."" Wife: ""Who is Natalie?"""

"Regretting that I didn't install a GPS locator on the baby, because man this Hooters is a big place."

"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"

"My great grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off his gaurd post."

"When you say ""liar liar pants on fire,"" it makes you a liar too. Their pants probably aren't on fire"

"Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet? I hear it's killer."

"What did the Mexican say when I pushed him on the lawn? Grassy Ass!"

"Two cows are standing on a hill.... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, aren't you worried about mad cow disease?"" The other replies, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter!"""

"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."

"I was talking to a record producer at the urinals and now I've got a number 1 on my hands"