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Joke of the Day
"Why do owls not mate when it's raining? Toowet Towoo"
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"I think gambling hotlines would be more effective if every fifth caller won a prize."
"I tried to open a store that specialized in leather made from cow nipples... It was an udder catastrophe"
"I should rename myself Summer. All girls want is Summer to come."
"What do you call a robot with bad breath who's sister lives on its foot? HAL-i-toe-sis"
"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."
"CHRISTMAS TIP: When your kid starts asking questions about whether Santa is real, just tell him to shut up."
"How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout? You triangulate their position!"
"My girlfriend was sucking my dick...... My girlfriend was sucking my dick when she took it out of her mouth and said ""I don't really like the way dicks look."" I said ""Hmmm, it must be about taste"""
"I found my inner self today... I am never buying cheap toilet paper ever again."