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Joke of the Day
"What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common? They both like a tight seal."
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"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"
"I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90's TV"
"SpongeBob Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no..."
"Muslims are good people because they take people around them along to meet Allah."
"For Sale... Parachute: $300. Slightly stained. Used once; never opened. No strings attached."
"""Sup man? Yeaah, I'm incorporated."" - business casual"
"I just paid to have my house exorcised... But I couldn't keep up with the repayments - so my house got Repossessed."
"Friends and family are like butt cheeks... Shit seperates them but, they always come back together in the end."