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Joke of the Day

"What is the fastest cake in the world? Scone."

"Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It's called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie's Body."

"Pedophiles aren't all bad... The always drive the speed limit in school zones."

"*yawning at an art museum* ""I already saw that on Tumblr."""

"What do Hitler and Oprah have in common? Neither could finish a race"

"When I worked at the shoe store... I was the sole employee."

"Always note whether a politician is wearing a lapel pin of a flag, as they are the only way to display patriotism."

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 3. The joke used to be ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"". Now it's: if ya pin 'er, yer in 'er."

"Olympic wrestling is the only time there is a ""Clean and Jerk""... in every other case, it's the other way round."

"Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied."