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Joke of the Day

"Pedophiles aren't all bad... The always drive the speed limit in school zones."

"Tuna comments What do tuna fish say pussy tastes like?"

"Canadian college to launch marijuana cultivation course......... There's only a limited number of openings for students - they'll have to weed some of them out."

"What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!"

"What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants? They took my hijab!"

"I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks..."

"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"

"Why is Stevie Wonder in camouflage at the Grammys Because if he can't see us, we shouldn't be able to see him."

"Mickey Mouse is on trial for the murder of Minnie Mouse The judge asks to clarify, ""The report here says your motive for killing her is for being too silly?"" ""No your honor, she was fucking Goofy"""

"7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn't come last night. *wipes tear* Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch."