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Joke of the Day

"Waiter what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce."

"I accidentally touched the underside of a public toilet seat with my finger. Well, you had a good run, finger. *chainsaw sound*"

"My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous I can only admire such dedication."

"They say physicists like to work with harmonic oscillation because it's the only problem they can solve. That's not exactly true, but it is a good approximation."

"When I went scuba diving the guy gave me the wrong breathing gases, what an oxy moron."

"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."

"what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her"

"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...and so I bite."

"Whoever named them ""sugar cookies"" could've tried a little harder."