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Joke of the Day
"what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her"
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"""Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"" -Every attorney apparently"
"School report My hot history teacher told me I have to give her a one on one report on 'deep throat'. Long story short I got expelled and btw what the fuck is 'watergate'?!?!?!"
"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan."
"Girls are like dead babies... There's several in my basement"
"Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese. .... means ""every thing"". (first timer here, be gentle)"
"I really miss Jake. And Clyde. And Marissa. Gina too. I should stop naming my cupcakes right before I eat them. :("
"Me:I need to focus on work Brain: Remember that sweet song on the radio this morning? Me:Yeah that was sweet Brain: Let's sing that instead"
"What do pancakes do when they are scared? They crepe themselves ;D"