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Joke of the Day

"How do you call the homosexuell mathematic department of ISIS? - Analisis"

"A young boy who has diarrhea asks his mom for some viagra... She asks him why on earth he would want that, and the boy replies, ""isn't that the stuff you give Dad when his shit isn't hard?"""

"My wife asked me ""What's on the TV?"" - I said ""Dust!"""

"None of my coworkers get why I have fishbowl with no fish. It's because fish can't survive in my secret reservoir of vodka."

"I wanted to share a joke about my asian daughter... but it's just not good enough."

"Why do people like amputee porn? It fucking stumps me."

"Did you guys ever hear my joke about Ebola virus? It's a gut buster!"

"5-year-old: I'm supposed to find out more about my hero for school. Me: Aw, you came to me. 5: Yeah. Can you tell me more about Batman?"

"Hey, did you guys know Vicodin *isn't* like Flinstones chewables, at all."

"Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants"