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Joke of the Day
"My wife asked me ""What's on the TV?"" - I said ""Dust!"""
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"I used to live with a girl ...until she realized I was there"
"What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job? He got suspended."
"Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty? Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!"
"I made a username called ""My Dick"" on a website. The website said that it wasn't long enough."
"If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?"
"Monsters won't stop chasing me. I don't wanna play today dammit!"
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman... I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ""Where's the self-help section?"" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
"What's your best pick up line? Cocaine Edit:spelling"