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Joke of the Day
"Hey, did you guys know Vicodin *isn't* like Flinstones chewables, at all."
Next Joke
"What is a firewalker's favorite snack? Tostitos."
"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."
"What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock? Ve haff vays of making you tock!"
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny New York!"
"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself."
"how do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? one will see you later, and the other in a while"
"Hey 300lb lady, stop bragging about your cup size. It doesn't count when your entire body is double D."
"My biological clock must be off.. I'm getting morning wood in the evening"
"sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions, just so the onions don't think they're ugly or something"