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Joke of the Day

"""Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!"" ""Sweet! We should hang out!"" - Ear buds"

"Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? Because he ate his carrion."

"What is recursion? [What is recursion?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/what_is_recursion/)"

"Did you hear about the group of people who stole a dozen boxes of Viagra? Police are looking for hardened criminals."

"What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !"

"I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down."

"I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?"

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their..."

"Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too. 50% off"

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the cunt."