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Joke of the Day

"I know 1 really sick joke He has been in the hospital for years."

"Remember ladies, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore."

"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."

"When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood."

"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."

"What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !"

"There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a ""happy ending"" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to let a lentil in my mouth."

"What is Superman when he removes his suit? Man."

"*Makes sure the new girl at work sees how much pineapple I eat at lunch* *winks*"