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Joke of the Day

"1 in 5 American children are now on food stamps which is why we must cut food stamps to reduce their dependency on food."

"The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer"

"A blonde is taking money out of an ATM, when the blonde behind her in line says, ""Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."" The first blonde replies, ""Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."""

"Jeffery Dahmer Did you know Jeffery Dahmer used to cut off his victims noses, put them on pizza and eat them? He called it Dahmer-nose pizza."

"What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston? A tourist."

"Q: Why is a train like a stick of gum? A: One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."

"What's a nice thing about having a black boyfriend? If you decide to try anal, and you get shit on his dick, no one will notice."

"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"

"Unlike his famous father, Lord Kelvin's son never amounted to much. He was an absolute zero."

"Wind turbines. I'm a big fan."