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Joke of the Day

"Why do mice have small balls? Not many of them know how to dance."

"Why were all the gays winning poker in the 40's? Because they had to keep a straight face"

"A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!"

"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."

"Yelling ""you're not my real ladder!"" at your step ladder."

"When I say ""It's a long story,"" it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you."

"Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must."

"No thanks CVS, I don't need a bag. I'll just wrap up my purchase in the 12 foot receipt you just gave me."

"Keep in mind that ""The Cat in the Hat"" is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you're gone..."

"What's a pirate's favorite rapper? Kendrick Lamarrghhhh"