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Joke of the Day

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"Mullets: Business in the front. Party-at-a-mobile-home-til-5am-drinking-Pabst-then-go-home-&-get-arrested-for-domestic-violence in the back"

"God was able to create everything in only 6 days cause he didn't have a woman next to him telling him what color she wanted everything to be"

"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. *Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.*"

"If old people are so wise... How come they always die before everyone else?"

"People always ask me why I procrastinate.. They say, ""you know, the early bird gets the worm."" I just respond, ""yes, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese."""

"I bought my epileptic boyfriend a strobe light for his birthday. He's gonna have a fit when he sees it."

"What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight"

"What is the dumbest joke you've ever come up with, while at work or in school? Go!"